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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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--That Jersey murderer was clever to get off as he did wasn't
he
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--"That Jersey murderer was clever to get off as he did, wasn't
he?"
--"What was his plea--insanity?"
--"No, malaria."
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This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Is The Proprietor In
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Maud--how Do You Define Love
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
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