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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--That Jersey murderer was clever to get off as he did wasn't he

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--"That Jersey murderer was clever to get off as he did, wasn't

he?"



--"What was his plea--insanity?"



--"No, malaria."











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She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
A Dude From St
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
How Are You To-day
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Where Are You Working Now