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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--When Mrs

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--"When Mrs. Riley died she left $40,000 sewed up in her bustle."



--"Dear me! That's a lot of money to leave behind."











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She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
What Is The Secret Of Success
Curious Isn't It
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
And So Prof
What Do You Think Of Windig
You Were Thrown Out
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer