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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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--When Mrs
Puns Home
--"When Mrs. Riley died she left $40,000 sewed up in her bustle."
--"Dear me! That's a lot of money to leave behind."
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Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Are You An Amateur Photographer
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
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