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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--When Mrs

Puns Home









--"When Mrs. Riley died she left $40,000 sewed up in her bustle."



--"Dear me! That's a lot of money to leave behind."











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He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
What Have You Here
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
What Did You Wear Last Night