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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Puns Home









--"When Mrs. Riley died she left $40,000 sewed up in her bustle."



--"Dear me! That's a lot of money to leave behind."











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Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Mrs
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Diner--hello
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It