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A beautiful lassie named Florence Once wept till her tears flowed in torence

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A beautiful lassie named Florence,

Once wept till her tears flowed in torence.

When asked why she cried,

She sighed, and replied,

"The Sheriff's been here with some worence."











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Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
You Own Your Own House Don't You
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
How Is Your House Heated
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
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