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A certain young man told his girl the other night that if she didn't marry him he'd get a rope and hang himself right in front of her home

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A certain young man told his girl the other night that if she

didn't marry him he'd get a rope and hang himself right in front

of her home.



"Oh, please don't do it, Harry," she said. "You know father

doesn't want you hanging around here."











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