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That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Well Have You Anything To Say
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
Is It Raining Girls
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest