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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced