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I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A deaf and dumb mute recently went into a bicycle shop and picked
up a hub and spoke
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A deaf and dumb mute recently went into a bicycle shop and picked
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It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Knock And The World Knocks With You
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Pressed For Work--cider
Cohen Left The Ball-game
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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