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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A dude from St
Puns Home
A dude from St. Louis named Crute
Had a habit of saying, "Oh, shoot!"
He said it one day
To a man in Ouray,
And that was the finish of Crute.
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If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
Why Are You Sad Bill
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
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