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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Husband--where's Your Mistress
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy