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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A Frankfort man has written a farce comedy called Vaccine

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A Frankfort man has written a farce comedy called "Vaccine." It

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Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
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An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit