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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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After All You Know Said Mr
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
The Landlord Came To Mrs
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
Why So Glum Blumly
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing