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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A husband and wife are considered one but it is useless to try to work that gag on the landlord when he presents the board bill

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A husband and wife are considered one, but it is useless to try

to work that gag on the landlord when he presents the board bill.











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Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Hush Not So Loud
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Tom--what's That
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
I Will Not Sit That Way