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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A husband and wife are considered one but it is useless to try
to work that gag on the landlord when he presents the board bill
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A husband and wife are considered one, but it is useless to try
to work that gag on the landlord when he presents the board bill.
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I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Mrs
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
He's A Professional Grafter
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
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