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A lady noticed a boy sprinkling salt on the sidewalk to take off the ice and remarked to a friend pointing to the salt: Now that's true benevolence

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A lady noticed a boy sprinkling salt on the sidewalk to take off

the ice, and remarked to a friend, pointing to the salt:



"Now, that's true benevolence."



"No, it ain't," said the boy, somewhat indignant, "it's salt."











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The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Pressed For Work--cider
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
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As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
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That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
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