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A lady one day being in need of some small change called down-stairs to the cook and enquired: Mary have you any 'coppers' down there

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A lady one day being in need of some small change called

down-stairs to the cook and enquired: "Mary, have you any

'coppers' down there?" "Yes, mum, I've two; but if you please,

mum, they're both me cousins," was the unexpected reply.











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