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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
Next: Alas for all their ecstasy
They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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Puns
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
After All You Know Said Mr
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
What Is The Secret Of Success
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
I'll Admit Said Mrs
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
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