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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
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They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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Puns
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Do You Believe In Luck
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
If Tough Spells Tough
--i Want To Be An Angel
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
So Maude Is Happily Married
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Lady--what
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
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