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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
Next: Alas for all their ecstasy
They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Husband--where's Your Mistress
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
What Have You Here
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
The Landlord Came To Mrs
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
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