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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
Next: Alas for all their ecstasy
They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Cohen Left The Ball-game
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
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