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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he has ever sold before in an entire season

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"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he

has ever sold before in an entire season."



"That proves what I have contended right along."



"What's that?"



"That prohibition does not prohibit."











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