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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
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They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
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