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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
Next: Alas for all their ecstasy
They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
What's The Matter John
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Diner--hello
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
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