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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he has ever sold before in an entire season

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"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he

has ever sold before in an entire season."



"That proves what I have contended right along."



"What's that?"



"That prohibition does not prohibit."











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The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
What's The Matter John
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
Diner--hello
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment