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So His Wife Did Remark
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But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
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He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
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I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season
Puns Home
"A Maine dealer says he has sold more skates this season than he
has ever sold before in an entire season."
"That proves what I have contended right along."
"What's that?"
"That prohibition does not prohibit."
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They knew not what was best:
The young man reached the front door
The old man did the rest
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Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
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