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A man aroused his wife from a sound sleep the other night saying that he had seen a ghost in the shape of a donkey

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A man aroused his wife from a sound sleep, the other night,

saying that he had seen a ghost in the shape of a donkey.



"Oh! let me sleep," the irate dame rejoined, "and don't be

frightened at your own shadow."











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