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When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Guest--what Have You Got
Where Are You Working Now
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
After All You Know Said Mr
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted