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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A man stole a harness the other day and never left a trace

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--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
We Are Told That Gen
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork