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A man wanted a ticket to New York and only had a $2 bill

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A man wanted a ticket to New York, and only had a $2 bill. It

required $3 to get the ticket. He took the $2 bill to a pawnshop,

pawned it for $1.50. On his way back to the depot he met a

friend, to whom he sold the pawn ticket for $1.50. That gave him

$3. Now, who's out that dollar?











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