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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A man who had not the best reputation for strict veracity died the other day and the family was greatly incensed because some well-meaning friends sent in a broken lyre as a floral tribute

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A man who had not the best reputation for strict veracity died

the other day, and the family was greatly incensed because some

well-meaning friends sent in a broken lyre as a floral tribute.











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Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Wife--got A Dollar
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
What Did You Wear Last Night
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Mrs
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Cohen Left The Ball-game
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh