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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A queen was she--the beautiful maid--
Beauty or wealth she did not lack--
But the game was euchre that Cupid played
And the Queen was won by a Jack
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A queen was she--the beautiful maid--
Beauty or wealth she did not lack--
But the game was euchre that Cupid played,
And the Queen was won by a Jack.
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You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Mr
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Maud--how Do You Define Love
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
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