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How Are You To-day
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We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A recent school examination in England elicited the following
definitions:
Noah's wife wrote one boy was called Joan of Arc
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A recent school examination in England elicited the following
definitions:
"Noah's wife," wrote one boy, "was called Joan of Arc." "Water,"
wrote another, "is composed of two gases, oxygen and cambrigen."
"Lava," replied a third youth, "is what the barber puts on your
face." "A blizzard," insisted another child, "is the inside of a
fowl."
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The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
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Of Her Home
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
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There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
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She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Pressed For Work--cider
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
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There With The Itch
Why The Bare Idea
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
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Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
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Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
--when Mrs
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
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