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A tramp asked a farmer for something to eat One day as he chanced there to stop The kind hearted farmer went out to the shed And gave him an axe and feelingly said: Now just help yourself to a chop

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A tramp asked a farmer for something to eat

One day as he chanced there to stop,

The kind hearted farmer went out to the shed

And gave him an axe and feelingly said:

"Now just help yourself to a chop."











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