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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A wag who thought to have a joke at the expense of an Irish
provision dealer said Can you supply me with a yard of pork
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A wag who thought to have a joke at the expense of an Irish
provision dealer said, "Can you supply me with a yard of pork?"
"Pat," said the dealer to his assistant, "give this gentleman
three pig's feet."
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For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Why So Glum Blumly
Mr
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
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