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A wag who thought to have a joke at the expense of an Irish provision dealer said Can you supply me with a yard of pork

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A wag who thought to have a joke at the expense of an Irish

provision dealer said, "Can you supply me with a yard of pork?"



"Pat," said the dealer to his assistant, "give this gentleman

three pig's feet."











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