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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A woman fell overboard from a ship yesterday and a shark came up and looked her over and went away

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"A woman fell overboard from a ship yesterday and a shark came up

and looked her over and went away."



"He never touched her?"



"No. He was a man-eating shark."











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He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Mr
Ah
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question