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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A woman never fully understands the hardness of the world until
she falls off a bicycle a few times
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A woman never fully understands the hardness of the world until
she falls off a bicycle a few times.
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Let Me See Said The Minister
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Mrs
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
What's The Matter With Smith
When Was Money First Invented
Harold Began His Wife
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
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