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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




A woman never fully understands the hardness of the world until she falls off a bicycle a few times

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A woman never fully understands the hardness of the world until

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What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
That Man Has Had Five Wives
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve