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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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A woman's shoe that is a mile too big is never a foot in
length
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A woman's shoe that is "a mile too big," is never a foot in
length.
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Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
What Have You Here
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
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