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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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About the only time my tailor gives his customers regular fit
said Buttons is when they neglect to pay their bills
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"About the only time my tailor gives his customers regular fit,"
said Buttons, "is when they neglect to pay their bills."
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--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Ah
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Are You Engaged
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
An Excellent Reason
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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