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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




About the only time my tailor gives his customers regular fit said Buttons is when they neglect to pay their bills

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"About the only time my tailor gives his customers regular fit,"

said Buttons, "is when they neglect to pay their bills."











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Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Well Have You Anything To Say
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
What Is The Secret Of Success
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
How Is Your House Heated
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Young M
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
--i Want To Be An Angel
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Wife--got A Dollar
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded