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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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ACTOR FRIEND (inquiring at boarding house)--Has Mr
Puns Home
ACTOR FRIEND (inquiring at boarding house)--Has Mr. Comedy taken
his departure yet?
"Yes," snapped the landlady, "but that's all he did take; I've
got his wardrobe."
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Puns
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Where Are You Working Now
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You
Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Mrs
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Why So Glum Blumly
A Dude From St
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Curious Isn't It
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
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