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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




After all you know said Mr

Puns Home









"After all, you know," said Mr. Oldbeau, "a man is only as old as

he feels"----



"Yes," said Miss Pepprey, "but some old men make the mistake of

thinking they are as young as they think they feel."











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These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
You Have A Bad Cold He Said