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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

After all you know said Mr

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"After all, you know," said Mr. Oldbeau, "a man is only as old as

he feels"----

"Yes," said Miss Pepprey, "but some old men make the mistake of

thinking they are as young as they think they feel."

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These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
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Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
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Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
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Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
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Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
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You Have A Bad Cold He Said