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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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After all you know said Mr
Puns Home
"After all, you know," said Mr. Oldbeau, "a man is only as old as
he feels"----
"Yes," said Miss Pepprey, "but some old men make the mistake of
thinking they are as young as they think they feel."
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Have you got any celery waiter
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Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Diner--hello
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Mrs
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Where Are You Working Now
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Gee Whizz
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
A Dude From St
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
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