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AMERICAN--You have noticed I suppose that the balance of trade so far as your country and ours are concerned is still in our favor

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AMERICAN--"You have noticed, I suppose, that the balance of

trade, so far as your country and ours are concerned, is still in

our favor?"



ENGLISHMAN--"Nothing of the sort, sir. We exchange a worn-out

title for a beautiful American heiress almost every day in the

year."











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