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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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An art-school student recently painted the picture of a dog under
a tree so lifelike that it was impossible to distinguish the bark
of the tree from that of the dog
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An art-school student recently painted the picture of a dog under
a tree so lifelike that it was impossible to distinguish the bark
of the tree from that of the dog.
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Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Doing Anything Now Bill
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Mrs
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
Wife--got A Dollar
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
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