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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




An art-school student recently painted the picture of a dog under a tree so lifelike that it was impossible to distinguish the bark of the tree from that of the dog

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An art-school student recently painted the picture of a dog under

a tree so lifelike that it was impossible to distinguish the bark

of the tree from that of the dog.











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Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
How Is Your House Heated
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Are You The Photographer
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
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What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
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Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
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