VIEW THE MOBILE VERSION of www.freejokes.ca Informational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




An excellent reason

Puns Home











An excellent reason.--Casey--"Oi'll wurk no more fer thot mon

Dolan." Mrs. Casey--"An' phwy?" Casey--"Shure, t'is an account av

a remark thot he made t' me." Mrs. Casey--"Phwat did he say?"

Casey--"Sez he, 'Pat, ye're discharged.'"











Next: OLD LADY (at a ball game)--Why do they call that a fowl

Previous: So you were bound and gagged by bandits while in Italy were you



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1668



Puns

Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Mrs
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Lady--what
Knock And The World Knocks With You
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Gee Whizz