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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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An excellent reason
Puns Home
An excellent reason.--Casey--"Oi'll wurk no more fer thot mon
Dolan." Mrs. Casey--"An' phwy?" Casey--"Shure, t'is an account av
a remark thot he made t' me." Mrs. Casey--"Phwat did he say?"
Casey--"Sez he, 'Pat, ye're discharged.'"
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She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Knock And The World Knocks With You
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
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