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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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An excellent reason.--Casey--"Oi'll wurk no more fer thot mon

Dolan." Mrs. Casey--"An' phwy?" Casey--"Shure, t'is an account av

a remark thot he made t' me." Mrs. Casey--"Phwat did he say?"

Casey--"Sez he, 'Pat, ye're discharged.'"











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Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
What's The Matter With Smith
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Mrs
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You