An Irishman in order to celebrate the advent of a new era went out on a lark


An Irishman in order to celebrate the advent of a new era, went

out on a lark. He didn't get home, till 3 o'clock in the morning,

and was barely in the house before a nurse rushed up and,

uncovering a bunch of soft goods, showed him triplets. The

Irishman looked up at the clock which said 3, then at the three

of a kind in the nurse's arms, and said: "O'im not superstitious,

but thank Hivins thot Oi didn't come home at twilve!"



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