An Irishman in order to celebrate the advent of a new era went
out on a lark
An Irishman in order to celebrate the advent of a new era, went
out on a lark. He didn't get home, till 3 o'clock in the morning,
and was barely in the house before a nurse rushed up and,
uncovering a bunch of soft goods, showed him triplets. The
Irishman looked up at the clock which said 3, then at the three
of a kind in the nurse's arms, and said: "O'im not superstitious,
but thank Hivins thot Oi didn't come home at twilve!"