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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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An Irishman was planting shade trees when a passing lady said:
You're digging out the holes are you Mr
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An Irishman was planting shade trees when a passing lady said:
"You're digging out the holes, are you, Mr. Haggerty?"
"No, mum. Oi'm diggin' out the dirt an' lavin' the holes."
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She--are You Fond Of Tea
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Where Are You Working Now
Why Are You Sad Bill
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Mrs
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Mrs
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
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