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An Irishman was planting shade trees when a passing lady said: You're digging out the holes are you Mr

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An Irishman was planting shade trees when a passing lady said:



"You're digging out the holes, are you, Mr. Haggerty?"



"No, mum. Oi'm diggin' out the dirt an' lavin' the holes."











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