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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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An old lady, being told that a certain lawyer was lying
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An old lady, being told that a certain lawyer "was lying at the
point of death," exclaimed: "My Gracious! Won't even death stop
that man's lying?"
Next: We mustn't kiss the baby we mustn't kiss the kid
We mustn't kiss the dainty miss so scientists affirm;
To pounce upon and wrastle us there waits the awful bacillus
The sempiternal most infernal omnipresent germ
Previous: It's all foolishness to talk about any one getting the worst of
it in the matrimonial game declared the big man with a silk hat
and a loud suit of clothes
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It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
I'll Admit Said Mrs
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
Were You Attached To The Place
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Are You The Photographer
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
I'm Nearly Starved
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
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