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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
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We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
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He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
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I Never Saw A Saw
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"And so Prof. Greene has at last discovered the missing link!
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I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
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What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
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He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
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What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Where Are You Working Now
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
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Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
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