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And you really believe that Friday is an unlucky day

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"And you really believe that Friday is an unlucky day?"



"I know it is."



"Washington was born on Friday, and so was Napoleon and Tennyson

and Gladstone."



"Yes, and every mother's son of them is dead!"











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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
The Hawk Was Dozing
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Cohen Left The Ball-game
If Tough Spells Tough
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes