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And you really believe that Friday is an unlucky day

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"And you really believe that Friday is an unlucky day?"



"I know it is."



"Washington was born on Friday, and so was Napoleon and Tennyson

and Gladstone."



"Yes, and every mother's son of them is dead!"











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