Informational Site NetworkInformational Site Network
Privacy
 
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




And you really think that a miss is as good as a mile

Puns Home










"And you really think that a miss is as good as a mile?"



"Yaas, and a good deal better, for one can kiss a miss, when one

couldn't kiss a mile, don'cher know?"











Next: FRIEND--Do you permit your wife to have her own way

Previous: Casey bet on a horse which finished last



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1468



Puns

The Street Car Lurched
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Mrs
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Lady--what
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Bill Had A Billboard
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Scene--cabstand
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
What Is A Swell Affair Jim