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Another great discovery of diamonds in Kentucky

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Another great discovery of diamonds in Kentucky! A man got five

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Where Are You Working Now
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Why So Glum Blumly
--i Want To Be An Angel
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
What Did You Wear Last Night
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
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Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole