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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are any of the colors discernible to the touch

Puns Home











"Are any of the colors discernible to the touch?" asked the

school teacher.



"I have often felt blue," replied the boy at the head of the

class.











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Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Hush Not So Loud
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
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I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
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