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Are any of the colors discernible to the touch

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"Are any of the colors discernible to the touch?" asked the

school teacher.



"I have often felt blue," replied the boy at the head of the

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'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
So Maude Is Happily Married
The Hawk Was Dozing
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
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Cohen Left The Ball-game
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What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace