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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Are any of the colors discernible to the touch
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"Are any of the colors discernible to the touch?" asked the
school teacher.
"I have often felt blue," replied the boy at the head of the
class.
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Puns
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
She--are You Fond Of Tea
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
How Is Your House Heated
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
I'm Nearly Starved
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
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