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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are any of the colors discernible to the touch

Puns Home











"Are any of the colors discernible to the touch?" asked the

school teacher.



"I have often felt blue," replied the boy at the head of the

class.











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Were You Attached To The Place
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Mrs
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
What Is The Secret Of Success
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor