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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Are you an amateur photographer
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"Are you an amateur photographer?"
"No. Why do you ask?"
"Oh, I heard that you got Miss Rox's negative last night."
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Do I Bore You
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
You Were Thrown Out
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
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