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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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"Are you engaged?" inquired the lady of Bridget at the

intelligence office. "No, mum, but I have regular company for

four nights o' the week."











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She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Is It Raining Girls
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Mr
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake