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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Are you engaged
Puns Home
"Are you engaged?" inquired the lady of Bridget at the
intelligence office. "No, mum, but I have regular company for
four nights o' the week."
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Puns
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
--i Want To Be An Angel
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Mrs
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
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