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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are you intimate with any of the nobility

Puns Home









"Are you intimate with any of the nobility?" asked Chippy. "Well,

rather!" replied Clubdoodle. "I got a queen full last night, and

had a high old time with four kings."











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Puns

Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Doing Anything Now Bill
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same