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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Are you intimate with any of the nobility
Puns Home
"Are you intimate with any of the nobility?" asked Chippy. "Well,
rather!" replied Clubdoodle. "I got a queen full last night, and
had a high old time with four kings."
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She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is
Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Can You Swim Little Boy
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
He's A Professional Grafter
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
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