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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are you the photographer

Puns Home









"Are you the photographer?"



"Yes sir."



"Do you take children's pictures?"



"Yes sir."



"How much do you charge?"



"Three dollars a dozen."



"Well, I have to see you again. I've only got eleven."











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Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Are You Engaged
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
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We Are Told That Gen
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
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When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
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