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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are you the photographer

Puns Home









"Are you the photographer?"



"Yes sir."



"Do you take children's pictures?"



"Yes sir."



"How much do you charge?"



"Three dollars a dozen."



"Well, I have to see you again. I've only got eleven."











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What Is The Secret Of Success
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Gee Whizz
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Where Are You Working Now
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Are You Engaged
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement