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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Are your folks well to do
Puns Home
"Are your folks well to do?"
"No. They're hard to do."
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Puns
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
What Is The Secret Of Success
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
--when Mrs
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
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