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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are your folks well to do

Puns Home









"Are your folks well to do?"



"No. They're hard to do."











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Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Gee Whizz
Husband--where's Your Mistress
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Are You Engaged
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day