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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Are your folks well to do

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"Are your folks well to do?"



"No. They're hard to do."











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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
Special Rules For Guests
The Landlord Came To Mrs