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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Aren't you afraid dear you'll catch cold in the scanty bathing robe

Puns Home









"Aren't you afraid, dear, you'll catch cold in the scanty bathing

robe?" he asked.



"Oh, no," replied the dashing bride. "This is a very warm suit,

hubby, dear."











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Oh Live And Let Live My Man
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
What Is The Secret Of Success
Curious Isn't It
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
So Maude Is Happily Married
Mrs
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe