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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Aren't you afraid dear you'll catch cold in the scanty bathing robe

Puns Home









"Aren't you afraid, dear, you'll catch cold in the scanty bathing

robe?" he asked.



"Oh, no," replied the dashing bride. "This is a very warm suit,

hubby, dear."











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There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Diner--hello
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
What's The Matter Here
What's The Matter With Smith
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning