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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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As man and wife are one the husband when seated with his wife must be beside himself

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As man and wife are one, the husband when seated with his wife,

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Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
What's The Matter Here
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Where Are You Working Now
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
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