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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




As man and wife are one the husband when seated with his wife must be beside himself

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As man and wife are one, the husband when seated with his wife,

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You Say His Wife's A Brunette
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Tom--what's That
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
He's A Professional Grafter
Where Are You Working Now
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Mrs
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
What's The Matter With Smith
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred