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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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As the umpire shouted Three balls
Puns Home
As the umpire shouted "Three balls!" the batsman started
guiltily.
"This isn't the first time I've raised something on a diamond,"
he muttered, as he hit the next one and knocked a pop-fly to the
pitcher.
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The
Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition
Wagon
What Do You Think Of Windig
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
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The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Mrs
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
Do I Bore You
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
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