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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Attorney for the Defense--Have you ever been cross-examined
before
Puns Home
Attorney for the Defense--Have you ever been cross-examined
before?
The Witness--Have I. I'm a married man.--Life.
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Husband--where's Your Mistress
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Mrs
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
Doing Anything Now Bill
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