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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BACON--What's that thread tied about your little finger for
Puns Home
BACON--What's that thread tied about your little finger for?
EGBERT--Oh, that's just to remind my wife to ask me if I forgot
something she told me to remember.
Next: HE--You saw some old ruins while in England I presume
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dinner
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Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
Are You An Amateur Photographer
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Tom--what's That
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
I'll Admit Said Mrs
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
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