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BACON--What's that thread tied about your little finger for

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BACON--What's that thread tied about your little finger for?



EGBERT--Oh, that's just to remind my wife to ask me if I forgot

something she told me to remember.











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The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
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Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
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The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
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She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
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