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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BESS--May wears the worst clothes when she is riding horseback
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BESS--May wears the worst clothes when she is riding horseback.
Look at her now!
FRED--That certainly is one of her bad habits.
Next: That said the loaf pointing to the oven is where I was
bred
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Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
I Will Not Sit That Way
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
Special Rules For Guests
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Ah
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
He's A Professional Grafter
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