The boy who had "made good" in town asked his old mother to come to London. He gave the old lady the best room in the hotel--one with a private bath adjoining. The next morning the boy asked: "Did you have a good night's rest?" "Well, no, ... Read more of A Bad Night at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Bill had a billboard

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Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a board bill. The board bill

bored Bill so that Bill sold the billboard to pay board bill. So,

after Bill sold his billboard to pay his board bill, the board

bill no longer bored Bill.











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