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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Bill had a billboard
Puns Home
Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a board bill. The board bill
bored Bill so that Bill sold the billboard to pay board bill. So,
after Bill sold his billboard to pay his board bill, the board
bill no longer bored Bill.
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Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Do I Bore You
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
The Hawk Was Dozing
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
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