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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BOY (with new gun)--Pa has a cat got nine lives
Puns Home
BOY (with new gun)--"Pa, has a cat got nine lives?"
PAPA (donor of gun)--"Yes, so we are told. Why do you ask?"
BOY--"Well, then, Mr. Brown's tabby's got eight coming to her."
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George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Well Have You Anything To Say
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
What's The Matter Here
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
Mr
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
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