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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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BROWN--Peckhen has arrived safe
Puns Home
BROWN--"Peckhen has arrived safe. I just received a cablegram
from him."
SMITH--"Did he have a rough voyage?"
BROWN--"No; his wife didn't go."
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Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
How Are You To-day
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
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